there is nothing normal about the ironfrost :) and we love it that way
Avenging Angels AU character series
- original idea was based on this brilliant GIF set: (x) by Azriel- and these are continuation from my previous test paint:here
This was never going to work, if they didn’t have something to-
The ones that are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones that do.
The Avengers poster banner vs. concept art by Ryan Meinerding
‘Move me to the front.’
‘More lady butts.’
‘Make Thor look less heroic. I’m the real hero here.’
‘MORE EXPLOSIONS.’
‘LASERS.’
‘Better add some smoke and fires.’
‘Flip over that ugly taxi.’
‘I guess put Steve up by my side or something?’
#’what about some naked ladies can we get some naked ladies on this thing somewhere’ #’mr stark i don’t think… this poster needs to be hung in public places—’ #’okay fine fine right i hear ya better stick with more explosions then’ #’mr stark there’s already smoke in the background and—’ #’MORE EXPLOSIONS. and have us standing IN THE EXPLOSIONS to show how badass we are. also make me taller than cap thanks perfect’ #seriously only tony stark would request more lasers on his poster
Yes, I’ve been fallen in The Avenger’s Fan art temptation LOL I don’t know why I’ve drawn them as akids but it was funny :D
- Tony: Please tell me you're joking. Please, please, tell me this is a joke.
- Steve: Uh...
- Tony: Oh, my God.
- Steve: .... Is this .... really that big of a deal?
- Tony: /Yes/! Oh my God, Steve, he was in 'The Eagle'. You /love/ that movie!
- Steve: No, I don't. I said it was interesting, compared to the others you showed me.
- Tony: Yeah, and coming from you that means love. /Believe/ me. And anywa---
- Clint: *Looking up from his book with a groan.* Don't you have homework to do?
- Tony: *Glares at him.* /No/.
- Bruce: *Walking in. Corrects him* /Yes/.
- Tony:
- Clint: Good. Go do it.
- Tony: *Makes a face at him.*
- Bruce: He's right, Tony. I'm not listening to your teacher lecturing me about your work effort again. ..... Once -- Was enough, thank you.
- Tony: It's not my fault she's a bitch.
- Natasha: *Slaps him around the head with a rolled up sheet of paper.*
- Tony: *Rubbing his head.* ..... Ow .... chill Nat. No need for violence.
- Steve: You can't call your teachers that.
- Tony: But she /is/! .... I mean, who even /sets/ homework like; "highlight the key points on this page"? ..... I fucking went to Em-I-/Tee/ at 14... I shouldn't have to put up with this!
- Bruce: It doesn't matter /what/ she set, Tony. You just do it.
- Thor: *Sitting, massaging his forehead.* I concur. .... complete your work. ... /Silently/.
- Tony: When did you all become my /parents/?
- Steve: *He sighs.* Look, Tony. Until we figure out a way to - uh - to reverse your problem, you're going to have to cope with living as a teenager. And a teenager needs responsible adults in their life.
- Tony: *Snorts.* And you think that's you? Listen. I may not know who most of you are, my adult memories kinda lost in the flow, but I do know that letting me have melted marshmallows in coffee for three days straight is not responsible. ..... Was pretty fun though.
- : *They all glare at Clint.*
- Clint: What? You all left me alone with him and I was busy. .... I don't know what sixteen year olds eat.
- Tony: Well, it's not--
- Natasha: Stark, just do your homework.
- Tony: Make m--
- Natasha: Do it /now/, or you'll be doing it while doing push-ups. On the roof.
- :
- Tony: *Moodily.*..... whatever.
- : *They all settle into silence, and Tony scribbles over two sheets of paper.*
- :
- Tony: *He lets out a yelp.*
- : *They all look up, to see Tony holding a hand to his rip and glowering at Clint.*
- Tony: The /hell/, dude. What is the problem, I was /doing/ it... give it back!
- Clint: No. You weren't doing it. You were doodling, and - and you were doodling some pretty .... *He stares at the paper in his hand.* .... /disturbing/ stuff ...
- Tony: *He raises his eyebrows, mostly in annoyance.* What -- Oh, come /on/! Give it back to me, now!
- Clint:
- Tony: Are you -- I'm /allowed/ to have a crus--
- Clint: Guys. ..... Here. *He hands the paper over to Bruce, who's seated between Steve and Thor now.*
- Tony: *Mortified.* /Clint/--!
- : *They all stare down at it.*
- Natasha: *She rolls her eyes, slides off of the sofa, and walks behind it to peer down at it as well.*
- Steve: -- Oh.
- Tony: .... Guys, I'm serious, give that back ...!
- Bruce: Tony--
- Tony: It's just a freaking drawing, okay, /God/!
- :
- Tony: ..... /Thor/!
- Thor: *A little startled.* .... Yes?
- Tony: /Tell/ them!
- Thor: Tell them wh --
- Steve: Tony, do you /know/ who this is?
- Tony: /Yes/. I do.
- Steve: To--
- Tony: Oh, for -- I met him a couple of days ago, okay? Happy? Now /gimme/.
- Clint: What do you mean you met him a couple of days ago? You --
- Tony: I /mean/ he was my lift home yesterday. From the party you guys actually /let/ me go to.
- Bruce: /He/ gave you a lift home. *Accusing.* He -- You said that it was a boy from your school.
- Tony: Yeah, and I didn't /lie/ or anything. .... He said he used to go to the same school. *He shrugs.* That counts in my book.
- Clint: Did you tell him anything?
- Tony: *Confused.* Like what?
- Natasha: Like /information/.
- Tony: *Shrugs.* I told him I wanted his dick in me.
- Steve: Tony --!
- Tony: /Relax/, I'm kidding. Nothing happened.... we didn't even "park", or whatever you WWII people call it. .... I swear.
- Steve:
- Tony: .... Now can I have it back?
- Clint: No.
- Tony: Clint, you are such a --
- Clint: Burn it.
- Bruce: Good idea.
- Tony: Are you guys /serious/? What even /is/ this? .... Is this -- You know I'm not a virgin, right?
- Steve: That's not the point of this at all.
- Tony: The--
- Steve: Oh, and. .... You're not allowed to see him again.
- Tony: *Folds his arms across his chest.* Oh, yeah? Who says?
- Steve: /I/ say.
- Tony: And that means something to me, why?
- Steve: I -- *He looks at the others, a little lost.* Because --
- Natasha: Thor. ..... Tell Tony exactly who his new crush is and why he's not allowed to see him again.
- Clint: What --! We can't /tell/ him, Nat, it's --
- Natasha: Alright, come on guys. Private conversation about to occur, so out. Out now.
- Clint: Nat, you--
- Natasha: *She shoos them all out, leaving a very confused, and annoyed Tony behind with an unnaturally silent Thor.*
- : *Once outside.*
- Steve: .... Are you sure that's a good idea?
- Natasha: Not really, no. .... But I /do/ know, that telling a teenager - and especially one like Stark - that they can't be with their crush or ever see them again, will only make them want to see them even more.
- Clint: But it's /Lok/--
- Natasha: I know. I know who it is, and why it's so bad. But he doesn't /know/ that anymore.
- Clint:
- Natasha: .... and who knows what Loki's playing at anyway, luring him on like that, but whatever it is, we can't let it happen. So we let Thor explain.
- Bruce: ...... And. ..... What if it doesn't work?
- Natasha: /Then/. .... We panic.
The ASSVENGERS
- Robert Downey Jr.: “Friends & Lovers”
- Mark Ruffalo: “The Kids Are All Right”
- Chris Evans: “What’s Your Number?”
- Jeremy Renner: “12 and Holding”
- Scarlett Johansson: “Lost in Translation”
- Chris Hemsworth: “Thor”
- Tom Hiddleston: “The Deep Blue Sea”
